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Hump day at the bar is always a good time. Then followed by thirsty Thursday, the hair of the dog baby! Bring your sassy self on over here and pour yourself a drink. Let’s drink together. I bet I can drink you under the table. Shot for shot. What’s your poison? Let’s get fucked up together and bring the end of the week in with a bang.

Two Bar Sluts for $100/30 Minutes

Ginger and Kortney are in the mood for some hot and horny drunk men. We need some cock to get us through until closing time. So what do you say. Let’s jump up on the pool table and tear our clothes off. Drinking shot after shot until we have ourselves a little party and all inhibitions are gone. We will all drink together. One shot? Two shots? Ten shots? We are up for whatever you are. Let me lick Auntie Ginger’s pussy while you shove your cock deep down her throat.

Auntie Ginger has certainly kicked my life up into the next gear. If Daddy only knew what his sweet little girl was up to these days. His sister is such a good teacher. I may never have to do another day of “real work” for as long as I live. LIVE IT UP BITCHES!!

I am a spoiled little bitch that needs to be taught a lesson for always teasing you and using my tight, young body to tantalize you…then…laughing at you viciously when you approach me.

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Top Ten Ways Christmas Has Changed Due to the Economy…

10) Twelve Days of Christmas now down to ten and a half.
9) “Ho, Ho, Ho” replaced by exasperated sigh.
8 ) Three out of eight maids a milking on unemployment.
7) Yule log has to last all year.
6) Frosty the Snowman now a depressed, melancholy soul.
5) Letters to Santa include resumes.
4) Tinsel recycled for cash money.
3) People hoping to get coal in case gas gets shut-off.
2) Out of town company staying through next Christmas.
1) Getting a meat and cheese assortment, not such a bad gift.

Doin’ my part to STIMULATE the economy!

30 Minutes for $50

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.
” He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”

The bible talks about serving men. Being a good wife and submitting to your husband. Well we are not married but I will submit to all of your wildest desires and get on my knees and serve you like a good Christian woman should serve her man. It’s my duty as a woman of God to meet all of your needs and help keep your mind clear and focused on what is really important to you. I’m a good little bible humper…thumper!

Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a dirty little cum slut disguised as a preacher’s daughter. I am your wildest fantasy. I am a total jizz guzzling whore who will do ANYTHING to make you bust a nut. I am thinking a big sloppy facial is the order of the day. However, NO fantasy will be denied. If you can think it up; we will bring it to life.