Sinful Thoughts

Some men have a fetish for pretty sexy shoes, while some find black leather boots to be more their thing.  I hear often how it drives a man crazy to see a woman dressed professionally in a business suit, those high heels being one of the things that makes her so appealing. On the other hand, just as many men tell me how their wildest desires are to be dominated by a woman dressed in a very sexy corset, black stockings and those boots.

I went and visited my fuckfriend the other night at work and him and his boss were the only people there working late. We decided to have a little nasty fun and we did a hot threesome fuck right there in the garage while broadcasting it to a few friends over the cam in the shop. I had a ridiculously hot and nasty time and I still can’t get the car grease hand prints off my ass cheeks……

Imagine me bent over and you behind me on your knees. You just witnessed my pussy getting pounded by a huge cock. Not your cock, no a cock that belonged to another man. All you could do was sit over in the chair and watch as he stretched my tight hole open. Me moaning and screaming louder than you have ever heard. I never scream like that with you. No matter how hard you have tried to please me, my reactions have never been as intense as they were just now with that other cock filling me up.

He didn’t just fuck me. He pounded me. Balls deep, in and out of me like a maniac. You wondered to yourself how in the world he was lasting so long. You sat over there stroking your dick watching your woman being fucked by another man. When you seen him finally thrust all the way in and his body doing a little convulsion where you knew he had just came….you came as well. Stroking your dick watching another man fuck your woman…you shot the biggest load of your life.

So here you are now..on your knees behind me. Waiting for me to squat on your face and feed you the treat. The treat of tasting another mans creampie out of your womans dripping wet and beautiful pussy. Stretched out with cum oozing out of it. That is the view that is hovering over your face and you can’t wait to bury your tongue in it. Make sure you get every single drop, you wouldn’t want to miss any of something so scrumptious…

My date pushed me up against the wall of the bathroom hard enough that my teeth rattled. The breath that had escaped me from the force of his push barely had time to dispel from my lips before he was shoving his tongue down my throat. He ripped my shirt open to find my tits right there with no bra on. I seldom wore a bra or panties when I know I am going to the club to find a fuck friend. My skirt was loose enough that he could push it up on my hips for easy access. He moved his mouth to my neck and was sucking so hard I knew there would be marks. Lots of hickies.

“…I need to feel your cock in me. I say with more desire than I knew I even felt.

He laughed a little against my neck as he grinded his hard-on against me, rocking back and forth against my pelvis driving me crazy. He moved his mouth to one of my nipples and his other hand gripped me and held me by the neck. He started squeezing, cutting off my air flow. Thankfully it was a hold he released every so often to let me catch a quick breath. His other hand once again found the breast his lips weren’t currently assailing and he massaged it, very slowly, very gently. He then simultaneously sucked on my left nipple and pinched, pulled, tugged and literally yanked, and anything else you can think of with two or three fingers the right tit. He seemed to know what that would do to me and made sure that he his hand held my neck as to let my noises pass unheard as we heard someone walk in to bathroom where we were at. The bathroom of the club certainly wasnt the most sensual place for this but then again I wanted to be nasty and rough and this was the perfect place for that.

All of a sudden, far too quickly for my desires, he stopped his attentiveness to my chest. Both of his hands slid down my body roughly and ended on my hips. He dropped down to his knees in front of me, his hand slipped between my legs and I spread them as far as I could. I had to keep on adjusting and slide further and further down the wall. Both of his hands wrapped around my thighs and he moved his mouth teasingly close to my now sopping wet cunt. I could feel his breath on my clit and it was driving me crazy but not nearly as crazy as when he darted his tongue out from between his lips and flicked it to tease my clit. He was obviously teasing me and careful about not letting me cum yet, stopping just as I started to gasp or grind against his mouth. It didnt take long before I simply wasnt satisfied with just his tongue.

I pulled up and turned to put my hands against the wall, reaching behind me to spread my ass cheeks and pussy lips. I looked back at him and demanded “FUCK MY CUNT NOW DAMMIT!”. He didn’t hesitate not even a second, jumped up and slammed his cum slicked dickhead right in to my soaking wet pussy hole…………

Being I am a part-time bartender jokes about drunks always tickle me. Enjoy!

Drunks have the best sense of humor?

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he
is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, “Can I help you Sir?”

“Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr”, the man replies.

The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”

It wasss on the end of thisshh key”, the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man’s wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, “Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out….

“Holy shit! My girlfriend’s gone too!!

My nasty caller just now was one sikk fuck, just the way i like them! Willing to suck every kind of juice my pussy has to offer. Piss, blood, cum…..you name it he was willing to eat it. Was a blast playing dirty with you, I loved being your dirty cunt whore!

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.

“I’m sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”

A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

“Unbelievable! ” In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.

A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu.

“Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.” The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great, I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”

In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.
The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, “Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.”

Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready.

“Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,

“Hey, I didn’t know that Theresa works here?”

I had one fucking nasty perverted caller today. I must say I was impressed because he told me he was 70+ years old. Well it didn’t seem like he has slowed down one bit because he was one fun phone fuck and I can’t wait to play with him again.

He was in to period play and wanted to suck out my bloody cunt and also drank my piss. That on top of all the other nasty stuff we did from slutty sucking and fucking to some group sex and swinging. Babe I will be your dirty fuckslut any time you cock is hard! I think I have found an appreciation for much older men now!

Any man that is willing to stick his tongue up in my pussy when my menstrual cycle is on is my kind of guy. Fuck I am probably at my horniest then. So you have my vote for being a top notch fuck babe…

Cum guzzling whore. That is my goal for today. To be your cum guzzling whore. I don’t care if I suck the cum out of you, or jack the cum out of you. Or even fuck the cum out of you and then lick it off your dick. Its not how you serve me the cum that matters, its just the fact that you serve it to me one way or another. So make your pick and cum feed me!

I see you peeking through my window from your house. I know you don’t think I just happen to always be posing right here in front of this window by accident. I am teasing you. Torrmenting you. Wondering when my horny neighbor man is going to cum over and force me to be his dirty, skanky whore!