I am in the mood for something extreme. The wilder you can make it the
more fun we are going to have. Don’t be afraid to tell me exactly what is on your mind. I never judge and will no doubt get off just as good as you do. Maybe you can come up with something I haven’t tried yet. I doubt it, I’ve fantasized or done it all baby. Our perverted little fantasies will make you soon a huge hot load for me.
This little poster here tickled the fuck out of me. Now don’t get me wrong because I get the jist of it but I have to beg to differ. Is anything better than being able to stick your dick in a wet and hot hole and fuck the hell out of it? Stick your dick in that tin beer can and see what it gets you….a scraped up hurt cock. Now stick your dick in my wet cunt and see what it gets you….the best fucking cum your dick could possibly desire. That means pussy is far greater than beer could ever hope to be!
I love American men. You guys really know how to fuck this Latin puta’ the way I need me to be fucked. Not only how to fuck me but how to treat me. Yo quiero have lots of men fuck friends and party friends. Una grande fiesta! So give me a call and be the horny papichulo that my pussy craves. I am everything dirty that your cock needs….
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
“Unbelievable! ” In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.
A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu.
“Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.” The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great, I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”
In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.
The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, “Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.”
Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready.
“Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,
“Hey, I didn’t know that Theresa works here?”
Well my mom informed me today that I am a sorry excuse for a mother. She walked in while I was smoking out with my little daughter right in the room in her playpen. Apparently me smoking a joint around her is worse than my mom smoking Krack in front of me. WHAT THE FUCK EVER!
I guess if she thinks that is bad she would probably call the law on me for letting my dealer rub his pedo dick against my little girls cunnie the other day to get me a rock to smoke. I just pulled her pamper off and let him rub one out real quick. Anything to party is my motto. Not like he fucking hurt her or anything. I offered to suck his dick but it wasn’t me he wanted. Makes me no difference as long as I get my shit.
I just can’t fuckin believe she called me a shitty mom with all the crap she used to do in front of me and to me. Hell I had dicks in me before I ever even managed to hit puberty. She is exactly why I am as fucked up as I am now. STupid cunt whore…..
Anyways let me stop bitchin. Today has turned in to a good day. I have a big ass pile of dust I am ready to shove up my nose for you dirty pedo daddys. It makes my pussy dripping wet to party for all you dirty pervs! Lets get rawked together!
Latina pussy is way hotter and juicer than the average girls, or at least that is what my lovers tell me. They also tell me I am one sucia puta that is insatiable and a real freak. Some girls do it all only in fantasy, for me I like it dirty for real! My Spanish cunt requires some freaky loving to make it squirt. Spanish cunt juices are so sweet, like a tropical fruit for your lips to savor…..
I think I have decided that I like the American Holidays. In Mexico we do not celebrate the 4th of July, of course. So my family did not raise me to celebrate it even all of these years we have lived in the U.S. However yesterday I celebrated. Lots of happy American men that have been drinking beer all weekend, setting off fire works and enjoying themselves was a lot of fun. I fucked some guy at the fireworks last night. Total stranger. He told me I was bonita, we talked for a while and then he asked me for una beza. So I gave him a kiss and next thing I know the fireworks were not the only thing exploding. He was calling me his sucia puta while he was pounding my pussy from behind and we were watching the fireworks. I am so proud to be an American now!
Tell me if this doesn’t send nasty little thoughts through your head? I know ever since I found them I have been over here like a nasty little fuckpig rubbing my cunt…
I am so horny right now. Whenever I get into my “extreme” party mode it is like that. I have smoked and snorted enough in the last 24 hours to easily send the average person in to a fucking drug induced coma. Not me though, I can handle mine like a champ. So here I sit with my stem in one hand, smoking, my laptop surfing some porn and my vibrator shoved up my cunnie.
So I had an interesting night last night. One of my dealers paid me and one of my girlfriends to fuck his son. It was his sons 18th birthday and daddy decided to buy him his first piece of pussy. Now I have fucked this dealer of mine many times but I was fucking pleasantly surprised at his son. When I undid his pants his cock just sprung out at me. It was crooked and it was huge. Now suddenly my only motivation wasn’t just money, I wanted to feel that dick in my pussy.
Now I am here to tell you no way was this his first piece of pussy. He pounded the hell out of both of us and was a very good fuck. Dad was sitting across the room jackin his fuckstick watching us. Suddenly the door swung open and there stands the dudes younger brother. Quite a bit younger……
So my dealer tells his youngest son that he might as well learn about pussy at the same time. That little horny fucker didn’t hesitate one second to drop his pants and show us his boy cock was just as big and hard as his older brother’s. He got behind me where I was on my knees and literally slammed his humongous dick right in me.
So here I am with 2 huge cocks to fuck and I am getting paid and high at the same time. What more could a krackhead want?
